I Went to Joe Rogan's Stem Cell Facility in Mexico and This is What Happened.

This travel writer had a really interesting perspective so I reposted it.

There's nothing worse than a low vibe coffee. I mean the kind that's burnt beyond repair.

That's how my trip to Mexico began.

I was there at Joe Rogan’s stem cell facility.

God Damn. Tick Tock made it seem so nice— but, man, the vibes were off.

I Venmo-ed the owner, @Riich-Cables001 $20,000 to secure my spot. This was in order to get my back worked on once and for all, fixed. L6 / L7.

I was there, in Mexico in the facility and it was just starting to feel like… really not the move. Yeah, the vibes were off. Totally off.

I decided to contact my bank and pretend it was a fraudulent charge so I could get my $20,000 back and head home to Saskatchewan. Really nice at certain times of the year.

But was the holidays and it just seems to always be snowing there, so I was on the fence, maybe I would stay.

Then again, I'd rather have a busted back than die.

Oh well. Better coffee at home anyway.

Joe Rogan's weird.

I decided to give him a call and his people answered:

I said, “Hey, Joe in?”

He replied “It doesn’t work like that.”

“Like what?”

“Like you call and get to talk to Joe Rogan.”

“Get to?”

“He’s busy.”

“Okay, well I just wanted to tell him for $20,000 they can improve the coffee quality.”

They hurried me off the phone.

That night in my airbnb, my dryer caught on fire.

I was kind of a loser in life. But here in the afterlife, I'm kind of the man. I know I'm not supposed to have an ego etc on the other side. But come on, I was not kind of a loser. I was like a real loser, alone, eating TV dinners on an old couch watching Married With Children reruns living off workers comp—alone. But here on the other side. Spirits love me. I mean they chant my name when I come into the ethers. Don! Don! Don!

I'm like guys stop! I get invited everywhere. I get to go to the best hauntings and see all of the latest art and movie premieres on earth. Coffee, I don’t even want it anymore.

Who's laughing now, Joe Rogan?